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The Heir Is Not Human!

La Crosse, WI, United States / Eagle 102.7
The Heir Is Not Human!

A Bronx widow has left $300,000 to her heirs. Unfortunately, her heirs are not human! They’re her two cats, Troy and Tiger. Tiger’s current caretaker says “He deserves it. He’s a wonderful cat.” Of course he is. When Tiger and Troy pass away, the remainder of their trust will go to the widow’s sister in the Netherlands, who is her only living family member. In the meantime, the cats are indulging in the best cat nip money can buy.


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