Apparently the lights weren’t on for you idiots in Jacksonville, Florida who took advantage of Hurricane Irma to do a little looting. So they loaded up a downed light pole onto their car and drove away. Police pulled them over a short distance away and told offices that they were moving the pole because because it was laying on the ground close to lanes of traffic. Unfortunately, one of the dudes had a record for stealing stuff to get scrap metal money. Doh!